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Swallow Park is Kingston's official traveller site. It lies alongside the A3, at the far end of Tolworth Girls' School playing fields.

Just before Christmas we heard the good news that the Government had agreed to the bid for £1.9million to completely refurbish the site. It has not met current standards for some time. The new plans provide two further pitches to relieve the...

I do get some pleasure from the inventiveness of those Nigerian scam emails, but this one, with its ironic self-referencing, beats the lot. Enjoy!

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001...

... recycle it! But only if it is a real one, of course.

The Council will collect your tree on the day when your wheelie bin is emptied, starting next Monday. That means some people will have to put theirs out before Twelfth Night, the traditional day to take down Christmas decorations.

Don't forget that next week, everyone's collection day will be a day later than usual....